November 20, 2006 | 10:55
am
Here's the e-mail. In between scanning the crowd for her sons, she was keeping a close eye on the proceedings. As always, an interesting take (and her undying belief that the fourth quarter is where it's at).
"As I always tell you, it is all about the last 10 minutes... in this case, the last two minutes, 38 seconds. Did you ever see anyone work as hard as Ben Wallace for two points? Those other guys only try for three-point shots. Big mistake. That in a nutshell is why the Lakers were the better team. Looked for you on TV, but didn't see you. Love, MOM."
—AK
February 19, 2006 | 11:55
am
From this morning's inbox...
"Saw the dunking contest. That Nate Robinson is like a championship dachshund...best in show. Love MOM"
Once again, she's on the money...
... although let's be honest, Iguodala got penalized for being tall. That dunk from the other side of the backboard? Ridiculous!
January 28, 2006 | 12:38
pm
Press the play button on the answering machine...
"Hey Andy. It's me. You know what I tell you. It's the last ten minutes of the game that counts. No matter what. And how about my boy Smush? Wasn't he terrific? And here's the big question for the blog: Why did he take off his headband and is he better with or without it? What do people think? I think I've never seen him play without it. Maybe I've missed it. Talk to you. Bye, hon."
If the team picked up on the little things the way Mom does, they'd be 42-0 instead of 23-19.
So what do we think? Is Smush better with a piece of cloth wrapped snugly around his melon? Or without? And is there a method to the madness when he occasionally removes it?
AK
January 2, 2006 | 11:30
am
Woke up this morning, and the following e-mail was waiting for me. To clarify, Mom's talking about Jeff Gordon the St. Louis Post Dispatch sports writer, not the race car driver.
"Hi Andy Guess what was in the Post this morning? Give up? Jeff gordon wrote an article and it is called Upon Further Review. In the part called TRENDING UP he lists LeBron and in the part called TRENDING DOWN he lists Kobe. I guess he should watch his elbows. Also in the Post by David Moore ( Dallas Morning News) is an article called The NBA all-improvement list . He lists Smush. Everyone should be watching for him. Happy New Year. Love MOM"
In the company of Smush, Moore also lists Mehmet Okur, Leandro Barbosa, David West, Zaza Pachulia, Devin Harris, Boris Diaw, and Darius Miles (pre-injury). As for the Kobe-LeBron "trends," maybe it's time for Ocho to fight fire with fire and film a "The Kobes" commercial, where he can push the envelope by using a fifth "Kobe." LeBron's only got a quartet: "Wise LeBron," "Kid LeBron," "All Business LeBron" and "Athlete LeBron" (basically, the actual LeBron).
Who should Kobe's dudes be?
AK
December 17, 2005 | 1:45
pm
From the "inbox" this morning. Really, the woman sees everything, and apparently doesn't sleep.
"It is 4 AM and I just watched the replay of the game. First of all, I do not like the neckline on the Wizards jersey. Second, they were very short on Wizardry tonight.Third, Kobe is starting to think TEAM and the whole game goes better. He should consider having lunch with Steve Nash. Love MOM"
If he did get together with Nash, who would pick up the check?
December 10, 2005 | 10:44
am
Woke up, checked my email, and the following summed up last night's win over the Bulls:
Subject: Smush
"Hi Andy I just read the paper. Everyone should be keeping an eye on Smush from downtown. If they aren't careful, they'll get SMUSHEd. Love MOM."
"SMUSHEd!" It's the phrase that's sweeping the nation! Or at least my mom's house in St. Louis.
November 17, 2005 | 2:14
pm
As always, her emailed observations get to the heart of the matter in a way her two dumbs sons could never even attempt.
"I noticed that Lamar Odom smiled alot and that gave a friendly look to a team fraught with celebrety. Kobe seems more focused with his new do. Maybe the short hair is one less thing to worry about."
Mom raises a good question. During his time with the Lakers, Kobe's gone back and forth between close cut and rocking a bit of a 'fro. Which do y'all think he played better in?