Lakers Now

Round-the-Clock Purple and Gold

« Previous Post | Lakers Now Home | Next Post »

Which Laker would make the best professional wrestler?

With the unfortunate news that legendary wrestler Macho Man Randy Savage has died, a few things popped into my mind. His catch phrase, "Oh Yeahhhhh" won't leave my head. I suddenly want to "snap into a Slim Jim." And I've been endlessly asking myself, how can I tie this into the Lakers blog?

Easy. There's a few Lakers who followed professional wrestling growing up, with Lakers forward Lamar Odom sharing often that he loved "Nature Boy" Ric Flair.  Lakers guard Shannon Brown told me one time after practice that he dressed up like Hulk Hogan for Halloween. And even though I've never asked Lakers forward Ron Artest personally, Odom remarked that Artest would make a great professional wrestler because of his on-court antics and funny interviews. So this led me to wonder who on the Lakers would make the best professional wrestler? Below the jump are a few ideas.

Artest: Does this even need an explanation? Artest can clothesline anyone without worrying about getting ejected. There's no worry about him understanding the triangle or throwing up a questionable shot. Artest can purely rely on instinct. Besides, his muscle-flexing, bicep-kissing antics would surely do well in the ring.

"He understands the stage that we play on. He's going to make a great wrestler," Odom said earlier this season. "He has the antics. You never know what's going to go on. He could hit a guy with a chair. Ron would be one of the best wrestlers ever. His interviews are great. That's what it takes to be the champion. You have to have the best interviews in wrestling."

Somehow, I can see one of Artest's interviews looking something like the video below. 

Matt Barnes - Barnes rarely backs down to anyone, whether it's faking an inbounds pass to Kobe Bryant when he was with the Magic, shoving Mavericks forward Jason Terry during the regular season, or pushing aside Dallas assistant Terry Stotts after he tried restraining him. Had this played out in professional wrestling, Barnes wouldn't have left the court. He would've grabbed a courtside chair and started knocking Terry with it. Barnes also doesn't have to worry about a costume. He recently released a T-shirt titled "Matt Barnes will kill you if Ron Artest doesn't first" will surely play well with the crowd. 

Steve Blake - Forget the fact that had a fight ensued, the matchup between 7-0, 240-pound Francisco Elson and 6-3, 172-pound Blake would have yielded disastrous results for the Lakers. But in a Lakers' preseason game against the Jazz, Blake didn't back down. He appeared upset after Elson elbowed him following a rebound, so in return he attempted to steal the ball over Elson's back. His hand hit Elson's head in the process, a near fight ensured and the two were given technical fouls. Blake appeared just as feisty when Terry pushed him to the ground in the regular season game, immediately prompting him to get up in Terry's face.

Andrew Bynum: Bynum could be the second coming of Andre the Giant or the Big Show, what with his 7-foot frame. Bynum isn't known for being an enforcer-type player. But he's had a fair number of incidents, including two this year, that highlight both his ability to flex his muscles and raise questions on whether his frustrations sometimes get the best of him.

Bynum's hit on Gerald Wallace two years ago sent Wallace to the hospital. Bynum's hit on Minnesota's Michael Beasley two months ago earned the Lakers center a flagrant-foul type 2 and a two-game suspension. And Bynum's hit on Dallas guard J.J. Barea in the Lakers' Game 4 loss to the Mavericks earned scorn from Laker greats Jerry West, Magic Johnson and James Worthy as well as criticism from Phil Jackson, Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher. Something tells me those kinds of hits would earn plenty of applause from wrestling fans. Plus, Bynum could always use his knee brace as a prop. Just don't let anyone else take it, or else he might injure his knee again.

Kobe Bryant: Bryant doesn't need any costume or props to carry his storied NBA career into the wrestling ring. He can continue to scowl at his opponents, clench his teeth and bite on his jersey. No injury would be too devastating for him to overcome. And he'd do anything humanly possible to collect as many WWE championship belts as possible to remain the greatest wrestler ever. Fortunately for Bryant, he doesn't have to worry about getting technicals for mouthing off at officials.

Derek Fisher: Fisher would play the perfect role imitating Vince McMahon. Fisher usually remains on the CEO side of the business, but if there's a need to throw an elbow or two, Fisher will definitely do it. Just ask Luis Scola

Lamar Odom: So long as Flair is okay with Odom wearing his costume, copying his moves and yelling out, "Whoo." it wouldn't be surprising for Odom to duplicate Flair's act since he's his favorite wrestler and all. Odom can get angry at times, such as when he nearly went to blows with Clippers forward Blake Griffin after he thought he boxed out too physically and when he struck Dallas forward Dirk Nowitzki in Game 4 of the Lakers-Mavericks series. But what would distinguish Odom in the wrestling ring points to his acting experience. He's already used to acting out the manufactured drama that is Khloe and Lamar, so the transition into duplicating the WWE soap opera would be easy. Plus it might be an opportunity for Khloe Kardashian to extend her brand even more.  

Shannon Brown: Say what you will about Brown's questionable shot selection and unhealthy risk taking on defense, he still knows how to excite the Staples Center crowd with his thunderous dunks. Allow Brown to wear his Hulk Hogan costume and he's set. With his ridiculous athleticism and penchant for making highlight reels, I have a feeling Brown would have great signature moves in the ring. 

ALSO:

Golden State Warriors add Jerry West to executive board

Magic Johnson, Chick Hearn and Jerry West statue inductions filled with emotion and humility

Lakers respond to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's claim that they haven't treated him with enough respect

--Mark Medina

[email protected]

 
Comments () | Archives (17)

The comments to this entry are closed.

Umm Mike Brown is apparently a Lakers candidate

http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/news/story?id=6570707

Ummm... Ron Artest. Now on to more important "things."

http://www.slamonline.com/online/nba/2011/05/gregg-popovich-thinks-jerry-sloan-will-coach-again/

‘I just can’t see him staying on the farm,’ the Spurs coach said. ‘Jerry’s too freakin’ competitive.’ It’s hard to imagine Sloan, who swears he is perfectly content on his Macleansboro, Ill., farm, adapting to the go-go life in La-La Land. Adapting to a coaching role that includes replacing a legend? Easier than shucking an ear of corn. ‘L.A. is very ‘un-Jerry,’ but he’d have the respect, that’s for sure,’ Popovich said. ‘People would listen.’”

Perhaps the FO is saving the best for last. I really think Sloan is the "guy." He's a master of the Pick-N-Roll and the Lakers are the worst defenders of that fundamental play; he'll also teach them how to execute it to perfection. Besides, the man is well rested a la Jackson before his return to the sidelines.

I really think Sloan is the best coach available for the job followed by Adelman. Anyone else on the list is a compromise and please: spare the team from Dunleavy.

MARK MEDINA,
It only shows that you're a FREAKING PROTECTOR of Jon K. by not publishing my comment about his blog saying What do we play for?....RING. Will not waste my time reading this blog anymore because of YOU being so bias in favor of your favorite blogger like Jon K.

Ninoy - I didn't publish your comment because it violates The Times' standards that disapproves direct and personal attacks on people.

Flying Elbow Smash!! Ohhh Yeahhhhhhhhhh ... RIP Macho Madness!

As for who would make a good pro wrestler : Ron Artest, enough said; actually Bynum put forth a pretty good audition in that game 4. The elbow smash would be his finsher too!

Thanks
PSP Officer

Ron Artest.

Next question.

What do we play for? RINGS!!!

Lakers Today... Lakers Tomorrow... Lakers Forever.

GO LAKERS!!!

It is a shame the way Jazz players turned on Jerry Sloan.

The guy is a fine coach.

What do we play for? RINGS!!!

Lakers Today... Lakers Tomorrow... Lakers Forever.

GO LAKERS!!!

Being a Lakers coach is arguably the most stressful job in sports. Few can handle the task.

What do we play for? RINGS!!!

Lakers Today... Lakers Tomorrow... Lakers Forever.

GO LAKERS!!!

https://www.facebook.com/WheresRandySavage

What do we play for? RINGS!!!

Lakers Today... Lakers Tomorrow... Lakers Forever.

GO LAKERS!!!

Hey we're going to have a live chat at 4:15 just to kind of wrap up the week

Dude this blog has gone completely STUPID.

FROM MY WATCHING OBSERVATION. I THINK RON ARTEST WOULD BE A GOOD REPRESENTATIVE WRESTLER FOR THE LAKERS. RON IS TOUCH AND HE'S A VDERY SKILLED PLAYER WITH HIS HANDS. HE ALSO IS A VERY STRONG PLAYER. PSALMS 10

I'll nominate Ron Ron, followed by Bynum.They can tag up to form the new N.W.O Bynum is big sexy Kevin Nash and Ron Artest can be Hulk Hogan.

Go Lakers!

I think Pau would make a good wrestler. Remember Gold Dust? He could actually become Gold Dust's sibling, he will be named Silver Dust.... :)

Seriously, hands down, Ron Artest.

RIP Randy Savage! OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LAKERS ALL DAY!!!

mike brown is a excellent canidate . he is a proven winner and very respected among players. except for le gone james he is the reason the cavs were so good. 60 plus wins two seasons in a row, never been done before. with brown we continue to win...LAKESHOW BABY! ALL UP IN g.money!

There aren't any coach out there who has a bigger EGO than Kobe...so good luck.

forget wrestling, let's do roller derby....Fisher and Kobe would be the perfect tandem, Fisher with his low center of gravity, his strength, his take no "stuff" attitude....and Kobe, with his speed, and agility, if he has any cartilage left in his knees, he would never be touched....Roller Derby...Staples Center, Come see it LIVE, during the lockout.


Connect

Advertisement

In Case You Missed It...

Video

All Things Lakers »

Your database for all things purple and gold.

Find a Laker

Search a name

Select a season

Choose one of our lists



Categories


Archives
 

About the Bloggers


Bleacher Report | Lakers

Reader contributions from Times partner Bleacher Report

More Lakers on Bleacher Report »



Get Alerts on Your Mobile Phone

Sign me up for the following lists:


In Case You Missed It...