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Know thy enemy: Memphis Grizzlies

2008-2009 record: 24-58
(.293, 5th Southwest division, 12th in the Western Conference)

Key Additions:
Signed Allen Iverson.  Traded for Zach Randolph (seriously) and Jerry Stackhouse (for about an hour).  Drafted Hasheem Dan_and_bear_i6ih Thabeet, Sam Young, DeMarre Carroll. 
Key subtractions: Hakim WarrickDarko Milicic (which led to a week of Quentin Richardson).  Quinton Ross.  Greg Buckner.
Soon to be subtractions:
Marko Jaric, given permission to skip camp and seek a trade.  And eventually seek a buyout, when Team Jaric discovers 2 yrs/almost 15 mil is rather pricey for an 11th man, even if the price tag includes the occasional chance to ogle Adriana Lima.

No franchise enjoys permanent "salad days."  Sub-par seasons are part of the business of sports.  Some "dark days" are more pitch black than others- for all the talk about the Kwame-Smush-Cook "agony," compared to most rebuilding eras, it was pretty quick and painless- but as Led Zeppelin said, "upon us all, a little rain must fall."  The key is how a franchise handles stormy weather.  Some teams (OKC, Minny) may scuffle throughout 2009-2010, but you can picture seeds being planted for a fruitful harvest.  There are teams like the Knicks, whose "2010 or bust" plan strikes me as a disappointment in the making, but at least it's a plan, for better or for worse.  Better than being bad and rudderless. 

Which brings us to the Grizzlies.  They're definitely bad, and for the life of me, I can't figure out what they're doing. 

As our ESPN buddy John Hollinger noted, many consider the Griz nothing more than "the cheap bastards who gave away Pau Gasol."  Save those rooting Lakers, everybody bashed them over the 2008 deal swapping Pau Gasol for Kwame Brown, Javaris Crittenton and- in an ironic twist- Pau's hermano Marc. Talent-wise, it's ridiculously one-sided.  But you also have to evaluate a move based on objective, and along those lines, there was a legit method to the madness.  Memphis wanted to move an unhappy star's long and lucrative deal with no real financial commitment in return.  Thus, you inherit a center unable to catch anything but his hefty- and soon to expire- paycheck and hope The Critter and Marc emerge keepers (1 out of 2 ain't bad).  From a pure "bottom line" mindset, what Memphis made sense.  Hell, given some recent trades (Shaq to Cleveland for a Big Ben/"The other Sasha" buy out, Jefferson to San Antonio for three expiring role players, Camby to the Clips for movie tickets), Michael Heisley and Chris Wallace were trend setters.

From there, however, they got all goofy.

Displeased with their crack at turning Darko Milicic into a stud, the Griz send him to the Knicks for Quentin Zach Randolph press conferenceRichardson.   Fine.  Expiring deal for expiring deal, a commodity Memphis clearly covets.   At least, I thought they coveted that commodity before Q transformed into Zach Randolph and 33 mil owed over two seasons.

What the ^$%#? 

You won't use that cap space for a run at bigs like David Lee, Charlie Villanueva or Paul Millsap (a longer commitment required, but waaaaay more positives in a big man), but you'll give Z-Bo 16.5 mil to be a offensive black hole and a guy whose D makes Slava Medvedenko chuckle?  There may not be an emptier 20/10 in league history than Randolph's.  If stats were food, his provide the nutritional value of Pixie Stix.  In the meantime, Zebo' off-the-court behavior leaves a little to be desired.  This is the guy Heisley deems worthy of busting out a wallet? 

(And speaking of Darko, I understand why relocation was deemed necessary.  I've long been fascinated by Milicic- more as a concept than a player- but he's forged a consistent "difficult to coach, difficult-er to motivate" rep.  However, I can't be the only person who recognizes the irony in trading a defensively promising/offensively challenged center on the the same day you draft Hasheem Thabeet, who makes Darko appear on pace to lap Kareem as the NBA's all-time leading scorer.  Even worse, the shot blocking specialist's SPL appearances were so wretched that he's already getting mocked hard by the NBA 2K10 egg heads.  After recent flame outs with Darko and Stromile Swift, any #2 overall big man must give the Griz tummy butterflies.)

Thankfully, when it comes to making officials nervous about a bad locker room influence, Z-Bo won't carry that burden alone.  Fresh off a disastrous season in Detroit where playing off the bench left a still-bitter taste in his mouth, Allen Iverson's now a Graceland resident... being asked to play off the bench.  AI claims the problem wasn't necessarily the sixth man role, but the role emerging through false pretense.  Do I believe him?  Not really- his case presented in a recent interview with ESPN's Scoop Jackson is hella scattershot- but here's the thing.  There's a bigger issue at play than whether or not AI is truly cool with being BBQ Country's Manu Ginobli.  Either way, he'll get starter's PT, and every minute he spends on the floor is a minute Mike Conley and O.J. Mayo aren't developing.  He'll also be taking starter's shots, inevitably taking scoring opportunities from Marc Gasol and Rudy Gay.  Assuming Randolph or any of his new teammates don't hoard the ball first.  The Griz's percentage of assisted field goals (.497) represents the league's basement.  Don't look now, but "star" player Hamed Haddadi wants to shine, too.  Me pictures a lot o' rock hogginess on the horizon.  (And in theory, some serious partying.  Z-Bo and AI's night owl adventures have been well documented.  Their ability to join forces could make "The Hangover" feel like small potatoes.)

Even more troubling is the catch-22 created by AI and Randolph's presence.  Unless both Bearded lady are truly dead set on being prototype team guys, "success" will be measured by numbers and will come at the youngster's expense.  If success doesn't come, both are guaranteed to be moody campers.  I'm actually betting AI's unhappy regardless of how many points he scores, because this team will lose a lot and unlike Z-Bo, I really do think Iverson cares about winning. 

I imagine he'll say and do the right things (at least for a while), but ultimately, he's got as little business on a rebuilding project as the Griz had recruiting him.  The Griz are actively stunting their growth in the hopes of selling a few tickets off AI's name and (as a second priority) grabbing a few extra, ultimately meaningless wins.  As a longtime Iverson fan, it's depressing to see him reduced to a carnival attraction.  He's the equivalent of a once-famous bearded lady slumming at a local Six Flags in the hopes that a gangbusters showing will earn her a three-year contract with Ringling Brothers.  Say what you want about AI being a high maintenance gunner, but he's also among the greats of his generation.  The whole situation feels undignified. 

Obviously, there's some talent (if zero depth, especially after letting Hakim Warrick go) on hand.  Mayo finished second to Derrick Rose for Rookie of the Year honors last season and, as last season's MEM-LAL demonstrated, isn't intimidated at the notion of a mano y' mano with Kobe Bryant.  Gasol's a banger, but with a little more offensive flash than I expected.  Daryl Arthur's first season had its moments.  Conley hasn't yet proved worthy of a #4 overall pick, but he's improving.  Gay channels his inner "Corey Maggette" too much for my taste (all one-on-one scoring, very little else), but he's still a tough cover.   And despite my reservations, AI and Randolph undeniably add more firepower.  Probably a few more wins, too.  But neither adds squat in the way of direction, and if I'm a Grizzlie fan- thank God I'm not- that concerns me considerably more than the W-L column.  Come this time next season, our "KTE" coverage for Memphis may read eerily similar.

Final Prediction: 31-51.  5th in the Southwest.  14th in the Western Conference.


Photo: Zach Randolph press conference.  Credit: Joe Murphy/NBAE via Getty Images
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harsh. very harsh. I'm trying to see things from Memphis' viewpoint. I figure it could be either a Robert McNamara ish stack-of-seemed-like-the-best-of-a-bad-option at the time that leads to a sort of vietnamish quagmire kind of decisions, or is there a little bit of 'keep the fans coming in for a year or two, hope we get a number one draft pick the same year the next lebron comes out'-sort of cynical viewpoint? Or maybe somebody is wearing a blindfold and chucking darts at the wall.

It sure isn't that fun being a small market team in the NBA.

I don't know, maybe it's just the bearded lady analogy, but I'm getting philosophical. Where would Cleveland be if the ping pong balls had dropped differently? Miami couldn't have mortgaged ten years of crappiness for a title if they hadn't snagged Dwyade. Even the Spurs would be nowhere if they hadn't gotten Duncan.

Makes you think. Or at least it makes me think. If you are a celtic troll who is reading this, a .44 magnum held to your head probably couldn't make you think. But y'all know what I mean. I sure am glad for that one day a long long time ago when I first decided to be a Laker fan.

And i just wrote a sentence (i use the term loosely) containing the phrase 'hadn't gotten.' Somewhere my english teacher is crying.

Great stuff. I agree completely about Randolph and the general looniness of recent moves. I had been thinking more favorably about the AI signing but I can see your point - the bearded lady paragraph nailed it. You guys were born a half-century too late, should have been working on Paul Muni and Wallace Beery pics.

memphis smemphis...

Did anybody see the boston highlights, they had me smiling a little bit. That's what I want to see boston, they tryin to send a message to the lakers. They know we outplayed them first preseason game but the second they balled. Ok so 1-1, next game we are going to see who fits/how soon. The beauty of it is, either way we got the beast back. That leap frogs us over other teams should he stay healthy. Paul Pierce did a nice reverse tonite. Wheelchair boy, you don't want to go toe to toe with kobe again. Not wit Artest next to him. You wouldn't dare, and should you, you'd get knocked the ... out.


You mean if you were still single, you wouldn't pay $15M to ogle Adriana Lima? Or are you just saying that because it's Saturday night? :)

The benefit or Memphis for AI is, I think he'll like the nightlife.

And the Griz aren't worried about developing O.J. Mayo. They'll probably send him to the Lakers for Sasha Vujacic.

Rick Friedman,

"And the Griz aren't worried about developing O.J. Mayo. They'll probably send him to the Lakers for Sasha Vujacic."

I laughed.


Zach Randolph looks like the type of guy that could turn into a real beach ball after his playing days....

Rick Friedman:

Packing off Sasha for OJ Mayo.....Sweet to my ears LOL....

Would be great if Grizzlies could give such an early X-mas gift again... Last time we got Pau for X-mas.. (and we all knew how great it was!!)

Mayo for Sasha would be a nice gift as well!! ... Please tell Grizzlies GM of this proposal.

One thing I found similar between Pau and OJ, which we could tell Grizz GM to agree to the trade:

Pau was the #3 pick, which they traded to us... Now the other #3 pick they have is OJ Mayo... so its only right that they should trade him also.... good enough logic to make him agree?? :)

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Of all the weak teams reviewed, I fear Memphis the most. Need I say why?

Sometimes a team just needs to add talent. So they take chances on guys who have proven problematic elsewhere (AI's attitude, Zach's lack of defensisve focus).

Memphis's front office has 2 choices:

1) Believe that Mayo is franchise centerpiece and that by surrounding him with a) some talented but troubled guys that your coaching staff magically gets more out of and b) some solid parts (Gasol, Gay, Critter) you can surprise some people and win some games as part of a 3 year plan.

2) Shoot yourselves in the head now to save the pain because you are boxed in with a weak roster and a small market team even Jerry West couldn't turn into more than a nice one year story.

So they delude themselves and hope Zach plays D, AI plays nice, and they start to build a competetive team.

Tom D.

Hey, at least he's better than those little wax bottles of flavored sugar water.

Seriously How About We Trade Farmar and Ammo for AI? Now I Know what evevryone's thinking. but if he gonna come off the bench for the grizz why not the lakers? it could truly give Fisher some consistent rest and add mega puch to the bench. LO can be the PG of the bench or ShanWoW(PG) or Vujaic(SG) could run with him. And if u really think AI would be a distraction on a team this loaded with a almost guranteed ring your crazy. I'd hate being the best player on a losing team I'd rather be the 6th man on a winning team and I'm pretty good if I do say so myself (17ppg8.3rbs5.5asst3stls1blk atPG)lol regardless go LAKERS 8-5 FOR LIFE

I say trade ammo and sasha if he isn't the "machine" for draft picks and expiring contracts and Shane Battier....Houston is the Titantic....But that means they'll probably get a top 3 pick in the 2010 draft......

Phred, absolutely perfect grammar is not required here....I could spend the time to write correctly, however it would takeaway from my aimless thoughts.

Around the league, Memphis is known as the team that traded Pau to L.A. While in L.A., Memphis is known as the sporting venue where Bynum will be benched this season. Seriously.



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