Ex-Laker Corie Blount busted with an awful lot of marijuana
The pronunciation of Corie Blount's last name is now hilariously ironic. Unless, of course, you happen to be Corie Blount, caught picking up 11 pounds of weed. You know, to go along with the 11 pounds you have at home.
Then the "Blunt" punchline isn't nearly as funny.
I'd try the "hella glaucoma" defense.