The Maricopa County Police ask Shaq how their posterior tastes
June 24, 2008 | 1:56
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If I've learned anything from my addiction to "The Shield," it's that a cop can get away with beating suspects, protecting drug dealers in exchange for a taste of the profits, skimming cash from seizures, ripping off a money laundering ring, or even killing a fellow officer. But if there's one thing Detective Vic Mackey and his Strike Team can't pull off, it's using inappropriate language while freestyling for a club crowd.
Let that be a lesson for all budding po-po.
AK
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I love this blog!
"Anything's possible!" -- Kevin "Big Ticket" Garnett
Posted by: Let's go C's! | June 24, 2008 at 11:28 PM
Vic Mackey wouldn't treat Shaq very nice if he saw that rap.
Posted by: ajax | June 25, 2008 at 01:06 AM
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"Anything's possible!" -- Kevin "Big Ticket" Garnett
Posted by: Let's go C's! | "
Let's go C's:
Don't tell me you think the "Anything's Possible!" scream is cool. That's so lame. But then again, you're a Celtic fan.
Posted by: ajax | June 25, 2008 at 01:09 AM
I say if people want to talk about shack (the house sized player), then go over to the Phoenix blogs, let's be positive because we passed Phoenix last year, and with their scrambling to figure out what to do this year, they are going to be chum....and chumps...
Laker fans move forward....let's not waste time on someone who was an idiot when he joined the team, and when he left the team, what....4 years ago...those were 4 great years, I enjoyed watching them play more without shaq, the drama queen!!!!!!!!!! At least you sensed Kobe was trying to figure out how to be a leader, and he still is. This year's finals loss will motivate him even more. Summer Olympics with all-stars, will make him push his team to step it up. We still have time to win a few more. Shaq doesn't, he's too busy wondering what his bung tastes like so he has to ask Kobe....I don't think Kobe is worried about his own behind. Like Kobe said, after a loss, something to the effect of when you go poo, you don't just stare at it, you flush it. I think Shaq's TOTO is probably full of poo because he probably stares at his dumps and hasn't figured out that his TOTO (my apologies to TOTO to use their brand name here) will wash his rear for him.....
Yes Kobe was a case when he came into the league, but he was young, and didn't have the best leader (that would have been shaq) or the best coach to develop him and mature him....no, just tell your 18-19 year old to shoot a couple of 3's to knock off the Stockton and Malone Jazz...Kobe needed a better coach. His first Laker coach was probably Byron as a benchmate, and hopefully that will be his last Laker coach, after 9 rings goes for another set of 3, to give him a dozen, or who knows, maybe a 'baker's dozen"....Is there something going on between the Laker's and Byron....to me it seems that there isn't any relationship, as if they wouldn't even consider him if he were available....and now that the Hornets are hot (for the moment), he's a hot commodity....but if the chips fall into place, would they consider him?
Posted by: humanomaly | June 25, 2008 at 02:07 AM
Shaq must be losing his mind, to not think this wouldn't be a negative for him. Pretty tasteless too. I think it really shows how much the two of them really don't like each other...I never bought that announcement that everything was cool between them.
And Edwin, your theory is ridiculous. There's simply no reason for Kobe to have brought up other players. None. Nobody else was involved in that whole Colorado affair. It was an attempt to blow smoke, that's what it was. It shouldn't have been leaked, but it shouldn't have been said.
TO the brothers K, who's gonna be available at our draft position? Any ideas on who we should pick?
Posted by: Michael A | June 25, 2008 at 04:59 AM
Do You See What I See,
Great post!! I couldn't have said it any better!!
Peace
Posted by: JSNV | June 25, 2008 at 09:03 AM
FROM MIAMI BEACH, FLORIDA
HI GUYS,
SHAQ IS CLASS -LESS. REMEMBER, BEFORE THE FINAL, HE SAID THAT KOBE AND HIM WERE ABOUT TO GET MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS AND NOW, HE IS MAKING FUN WITH OUR LOSS.
GUYS, DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE SHAQ MORTGAGE LENDING? MAYBE HE IS USING OUR LOSS TO GET ATTENTION FOR HIS NEW VENTURE.
LOVE TO ALL
SHEKOBE FOREVER
Posted by: SHEKOBE | June 25, 2008 at 09:08 AM
Look, SHACK echoes the sentiments of NBA fans around the globe - kobee can't get it done w/o the man responsible for those 3 titles.
It's why we all cheered wildly when Boston won. The SUNS would have clobbered the Celts, but the next best thing was to see kobee cut down to size.
Doc RIvers owes D'ANTONI a big debt, because D'ANTONI showed how easy it is to deconstruct kobee and phil jacqueson in a playoff series. GNASH owns kobee, and guess what - SHACK is gonna wring that little italian kid's neck next season when the SUNS get ahold of the lakers!
Posted by: BUTLER | June 25, 2008 at 10:10 AM
In case y'all didn't know it, Sheriff Arpaio is a complete buffoon!
Here in AZ, the guy is a total Nazi, regularly makes high-profile random "sweeps" in PHX scooping up anyone who looks like a Mexican illegal. He's being sued by several folks who accuse him of scare tactics and forced confessions!
SHACK just elevated his stature in AZ by losing this Bush wannabe's blessings!
Posted by: BUTLER | June 25, 2008 at 10:19 AM
SHACK 2008 = Oliver Miller
The SONS like their centers plump!! Maybe they can borrow the Pink Floyd Pig and throw a SONS jersey on it for the SHACK ERA!!
GNASH and SHACK are NOTHING without D'ANTONI!!!!
Posted by: BOOOTLER | June 25, 2008 at 12:58 PM
Let us now praise SHACK for his honest assessment of kobee!
DWade is the new MJ, and then Grant Hill. Kobee is the new Mitch Ritchmond.
Got to love DWade calling Game 6 of the Finals!
Posted by: BUTLER | June 25, 2008 at 03:37 PM
SHACK AND GNASH ARE NOTHING WITHOUT D'ANTONI!!!
SHACK is now called THE BIG TURD
TIME TO FLUSH!!!
Posted by: BOOOTLER | June 25, 2008 at 04:22 PM
SHAQ,
YOU ARE AWESOME!
Sheriff Joe is the lowest. I will see him iin mymovie BackSPIN real soon as he is INHUMANE. IGNORANT IS TO NICE OF A WORD TO DESCRIBE THIS PEASANT FROM THE STICKS. HE HAS NO BRAIN AS HITLTER WANNA BE HE DOESN'T COME CLOSE. HE IS SICKER, MEANER, ROTTEN TO THE CORE.
GO SHAQ YOU ARE SO COOL, YOUR FANS LOVE YOU.
ALISON ANN HICKS
Posted by: alison hicks | July 08, 2008 at 07:16 AM