Seven years, $65 million
Terms weren't disclosed, but I'm fairly certain that is not what Chris Mihm got from the Lakers when he re-signed today. Assuming the Lakers are serious about only carrying 14 dudes this season, barring a trade or another transaction, the roster is officially full. Especially now that D-Fish has, as expected, cleared waivers and will officially sign tomorrow.
Obviously, the devil is in the details regarding the Mihm signing, but assuming the Lakers didn't go hog wild with years and money, it certainly doesn't hurt. Even coming off an injury, Mihm is almost certainly the best big remaining on the FA market (unless I'm missing a blue-chipper somewhere). I'm sure more info will come out tomorrow at D-Fish's news conference. Click below the jump to read the news release from the team. SLIGHT UPDATE: The deal is for three years.
Or maybe not.
EVEN BETTER UPDATE: Terms are in. Two years, $5 million. That's a very good figure for the Lakers. No harm, no foul. If he's healthy, Mihm will be much more than a $2.5-million value.
-- BK
EL SEGUNDO –- The Los Angeles Lakers have re-signed free-agent center Chris Mihm, it was announced today by General Manager Mitch Kupchak. Per team policy, terms of the agreement were not released.
Mihm, 28, missed all of last season while recovering from surgery on his right ankle. Originally injuring the ankle in the closing seconds of the Lakers' March 12, 2006, contest versus Seattle after tallying 20 points, 13 rebounds and three blocked shots, Mihm missed the remainder of the 2005-06 season, with the exception of a brief appearance in the team’s season finale, and was forced to sit out the Lakers first round playoff series against Phoenix.
In 59 games (56 starts) during the 2005-06 campaign, Mihm averaged a career-best 10.2 points on 50.1 percent shooting from the field while averaging 6.3 rebounds and 1.24 blocks in a career-high 26.1 minutes. On the year, Mihm recorded seven double-doubles while leading the team in scoring once and in rebounding on 16 occasions.
Finishing his collegiate career as the University of Texas’ all-time leader in blocks (264) while ranking second in rebounds (945), second in double-doubles (47) and 13th in scoring (1,404), Mihm was selected by the Chicago Bulls with the seventh overall pick in the 2000 NBA draft and was named to the 1999-2000 Schick NBA All-Rookie Second Team.
In six NBA seasons, Mihm has posted career averages of 8.0 points, 5.5 rebounds and 1.07 blocks in 395 games (251 starts).
In two seasons with the Lakers, Mihm is averaging 10.0 points, 6.5 rebounds and 1.35 blocks.



LAKER STARTING CENTER: CHRIS MIHM
We went from Shaq O'neal to Chris Mimh because kobe wanted to be the man in LA. Geez, i love LA. Thanks again to kobe bryant, he has done great for the city of LA. Kobe's the biggest attraction in LA.......kind of like a circus act. Kobe and the South Central Globtrotters. 2 for 1 special on Keystone Light beer.
Posted by: KLBeast | July 19, 2007 at 06:22 PM
I think it was important for us to sign Mihm. If healthy he was the best big available in our price range. I think we might also see him play some PF minutes.. That was the plan going into last season. I think we might be upgraded if he played some 4 with Kwame or Andrew at the 5. Lamar can move over to the 3 and we would have a Large front line that would cause some problems.
MH
Posted by: michael h | July 19, 2007 at 06:25 PM
Keeping in mind my love for Da Fish...keeping in mind that I'm for resigning him...does anyone else see the irony in resigning him to start, when he left to begin with so he can start somewhere (and make mucho buckos as well)? How ironic.
Re: Chris Mihm. I certainly hope that ankle is workable...I mean I'd hate to think we resigned him for naught (why aren't other teams jumping up and down resigning him if it's ok...course there might be more in play lol). I know one thing, it may not be "proof" but I get the feeling that we're resigning him because KG is acoming. I know, I know, fat chance...weird cookie coincidence...but just watch lol.
Posted by: Faith | July 19, 2007 at 06:26 PM
BK, the title of your thread literally made my heart skip. Urgh.
Anyhow, I'm certainly glad that Chris Mihm is back and I hope we got him for a bargain rate.
Once again we trod boldly into the future filled with question marks born of potential and lost opportunities from previous years due to injuries.
If Laker Nation is satisfied at the end of next season, we'll have one person to thank: Phil Jackson.
Go Team.
GO LAKERS!
Posted by: Jon Kavulic | July 19, 2007 at 06:31 PM
Chris Mihm! Yes!!! That's bigger than Beckham. I'm going to run out right now and buy an authentic Chris Mihm home Sunday white jersey. Kupchak was totally right about good days being ahead of us. That guy's one hell of a GM who really knows what he's doing.
Posted by: David Peterson | July 19, 2007 at 06:37 PM
BK,
You forgot about this big guy:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0085959/6.jpg.html?seq=7
WEs
Posted by: wesjoenixon | July 19, 2007 at 06:40 PM
Shaq wanted to stop working out and playing basketball so that left kobe with a bunch of scrubs in LA. But then Shaq gets moved and THEN he decided he should go into CONDITION before the season starts....
Thanks Shaq!!!!
Posted by: socalife | July 19, 2007 at 06:44 PM
KL,
I don't know why anyone even bother to read you? You going around and around. We got it, man!!! You hate Kobe, how many times you need to repeat it? We're not dumb here, WE GOT IT MAN. Get some life...
We have Mihm and I think it's good. Certainly, in NBA you can not have too many bigs and makes things looking interesting with Kwame playing in his contract year. We'll have some options Lakers Nation before trading deadline in February.
Posted by: LAL_Fan | July 19, 2007 at 06:47 PM
ANOTHER WHITE GUY????????????
I think Mike T is gonna have a heart attack.........j/k
I like mihm and i think he gives us a better chance to win than kwame.
Posted by: ose | July 19, 2007 at 06:49 PM
Trading is exciting, but not necessarily better.
Five Lakers are healthier:
Odom, Walton, Brown, Radmanovic, Mihm
Four players are better, with normal progression:
Bynum, Farmar, Evans, Turiaf
One is better than last year's model:
Fisher
The 11th is best: Bryant.
It wouldn't surprise me to see Cook and Vujacic improve a little, too. Crittenton will be fun to watch for potential.
I'd trade for O'Neal, but not at any price. This team is better than people think.
Bruce
Posted by: Bruce | July 19, 2007 at 06:51 PM
We went from Shaq to Chris Mihn because Shaq gluttony, materialistic and uncontrollable desire for more and more money is all about he care.
Shaq wanted more than half of the cap's team.
Also KLbeast is forgetting that not only Kobe criticized Mitch in public...
Guess what: the big elephant did it to the press and in a very derogatory and personal way.
People in the Staples were tired of Shaq big mouth shenanigans.
He even tried to be physical with the poor old coach Text Winter, after calling for being a tourist in the court and not playing good defense.
Look how old and sick is becoming Pat Riley, trying to appease and motivate the Big Child. If Pat can find any sucker to take shaq bloated contract, he will get rid of Shaq in a hurry even sending him to neverland..
Posted by: jorema | July 19, 2007 at 07:06 PM
Jon-
That was the idea (haha).
BK
Posted by: Brian Kamenetzky | July 19, 2007 at 07:12 PM
Wes-
Actually, I think the Bucks, hedging their bets in case Yi doesn't show up, signed that guy to a wafer thin contract.
BK
Posted by: Brian Kamenetzky | July 19, 2007 at 07:13 PM
Can Shaq with this Lakers team, replacing just Kobe, and playing in the west past a first playoffs round?
I don't think so.
Shaq never had played good baketball without a superstar alongside.
How many titles Shaq won playing with Elden Campbell and Van Exel.
Shaq didn't make, by then, those players better.
When Kobe became a force , he started to win convincingly.
Statistically Shaq team without Penny, Kobe or Wade, play around 500 %.
Of course, some bloggers here foolishly will cover up and distort reality.
But hey, we aren't fools.
Are you?
Posted by: jorema | July 19, 2007 at 07:18 PM
YES! Mihm is back and you know what that means!
It means Butterfingers Brown is now TOTALLY expendable! Ship his expiring contract ass OUT. Give him and Bynum and Farmar and our next #1 for O'Neal or give him and Bynum and Odom and Farmar for KG or trade him to Golden State for their trade exception or Dump him on the freeway but move his ass OUT!
With Fish back and Rony and Luke in the fold we will build a team with HEART that competes instead of whining and pouting. Mihm fits that picture as does Evans. Cook and Rad can shape up or ship out behind Kwame. Give us Competitors and Kobe will come around. Then watch us do some DAMAGE this year!
Posted by: Jay Jay | July 19, 2007 at 07:20 PM
"Also KLbeast is forgetting that not only Kobe criticized Mitch in public...
Guess what: the big elephant did it to the press and in a very derogatory and personal way.
People in the Staples were tired of Shaq big mouth shenanigans.
He even tried to be physical with the poor old coach Text Winter, after calling for being a tourist in the court and not playing good defense. "
Way to go JEROMA! I am with you.
Go lakers! Go KOBE!
This years is the year we reap some reward!
Posted by: dice8up | July 19, 2007 at 07:23 PM
"Shaq's Big Challenge" tanks in ratings.
The program is a failure.
Nobody is watching!
Posted by: jorema | July 19, 2007 at 07:25 PM
Who, before Kobe, asked in public for a return of Jerry West to the Lakers replacing Mitch ?
Oh....smokin....!
Shag the big challenge did it.
Posted by: jorema | July 19, 2007 at 07:29 PM
No one knows for how much and for how long Mihm was signed for? Since this is a Kupchak signing (who may have a sub-conscious affinity for a tall, stiff white player being he was once one himself), I'd say it was for 12M for 3 years, with the 3rd year as a team option. Any other guesses?
Posted by: The Waterboy | July 19, 2007 at 07:31 PM
TRADE COOK AND BYNUM! SHIP THEIR ASSES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET JO
(attempt #3)
Posted by: tp | July 19, 2007 at 07:40 PM
"Mihm is almost certainly the best big remaining on the FA market (unless I'm missing a blue chipper somewhere). "
LOL! That was funny. Isn't Mihm the last one? I mean even a guy like Jake Voskuhl got signed by the Bucks before Mihm. Jake who? I mean is there another big still out there?
mike
Posted by: Michael Teniente | July 19, 2007 at 07:48 PM
BK:
"Actually, I think the Bucks, hedging their bets in case Yi doesn't show up, signed that guy to a wafer thin contract."
I think a jersey change might help out with Milwauke's cause to placate Yi. What's his favorite color?
Posted by: generic_one | July 19, 2007 at 07:51 PM
This should be a pivotal year for the Lakers.
Can the Lakers compete with this rooster?
The big mistake was done when you know when.
And a team just doesnt get that many chances.
the questions
Can someone fill the middle? Kwame, Brynum, Mihm?
who will play PG? will Farmar with his playmaking capability final develop a shot. Or will he be another Jason Williams?
Will a SF finally learn some defense? Just stop the guy.
other spots are ok.
Posted by: Lee | July 19, 2007 at 07:51 PM
Ok honestly I'm feeling a little more confident in our team now. Everyone rest up and get healthy.
It doesnt seem like its gonna happen but I would only trade odom and Bynum for KG besides that we improved @ the point guard postion and added a big man who we really missed last year. We just gotta get the 3 bigs. Kwame, Mihm and Bynum to be able to play on the court together
Posted by: Paul Lee | July 19, 2007 at 07:55 PM
Green.
No, blue. (Aaaaaagggh!!)
BK
Posted by: Brian Kamenetzky | July 19, 2007 at 08:01 PM
"I gave a big sigh of relief," Mihm said in a conference call Thursday. "I'm excited to be back here and put on a Laker uniform, which I wanted to do from the beginning."
LOL! Yeah that was close. He was about to sign with another team. The guy gives a big sigh of relief because if the Lakers hadn't signed him he might have been out of the league. So what do the Lakers do? Sign him for 3 years.
mike
Posted by: Michael Teniente | July 19, 2007 at 08:02 PM
godchild:
I disagree with your assessment of Mitch’s performance so far this year, although you really have to include the Buss boys and Phil in the equation since we know the front office is a team effort. While I acknowledge that all the moves made so far have been the smaller and easier ones, I still think the front office deserves an A for not screwing up the obvious small moves and not giving in and making a bad big move, such as a disastrous trade of Bynum, Brown, AND Lamar for JO.
We’ve added some excellent depth with the draft and free agency giving us an improved roster of 14 signed players and a backup of 2 promising young players who’ll start the year playing overseas. We have added Fisher and Crittenden, which is a huge upgrade over Smush and Shammond at point, and Chris Mihm, giving us more depth at center. These players will not only make us better on the floor but they also let us trade a point guard or center without decimating the roster.
I would definitely prefer having Derek Fisher, Javaris Crittenden, Luke Walton, and Chris Mihm plus rights to Sun Yue and Marc Gasol than a crew of malcontents like Mike James, Steve Francis, et al. I would be interested in trading Cook and Vujacic to the Rockets for Head and Wells. Otherwise, I think the front office has done a fine job of positioning us in a favorable spot to move forward with the existing roster or take advantage of any promising big trade deal.
I still favor getting Artest and am hoping that the Kings will show more interest as they find themselves out of the playoffs as the trade deadline approaches. Kwame’s expiring contract should be more valuable then and his health hopefully will not be a detriment. But since this is a contract year for Kwame, I have a hunch he might come out and have his best year for the Lakers.
Anyway, I am not saying that this is a championship roster but one that should win 55 games unless they have an injury wreck like last year. For sure, it is much better than the roster a lot of us were so sure would win 55 games. So how can we say we don’t believe the team won’t win 55 games?
This Year’s Roster (14 Players including Mihm):
1 - Derek Fisher…Jordan Farmar, Javaris Crittenden
2 – Kobe Bryant…Mo Williams, Sasha Vujacic
3 – Vlade Radmanovich…Luke Walton,
4 – Lamar Odom…Ronny Turiaf, Brian Cook
5 – Andrew Bynum…Chris Mihm, Kwame Brown
Versus Last Year’s Roster (14 Players excluding Mihm)
1 – Smush Parker…Jordan Farmar, Shammond Williams, Aaron McKie
2 – Kobe Bryant…Mo Williams, Sasha Vujacic
3 – Luke Walton…Vlade Radmanovic
4 – Lamar Odom…Ronny Turiaf, Brian Cook
5 – Kwame Brown…Andrew Bynum
I think the team’s strategy at this point is pretty obvious. They believe this team can be pretty damn good although they aren’t going to come out and say that. They probably believe that the team as presently structured is one player away from being an elite team. And there are a lot of reasons to believe they may well be right. And worse case, they have done a good job of restocking the roster to better be positioned to make a big deal if the opportunity arises or the team does not play up to expectations the first half of the year. I am fine with that, provided that Kobe is.
Tom
Posted by: LakerTom | July 19, 2007 at 08:03 PM
"I'd trade for O'Neal, but not at any price. This team is better than people think"
I agree with you Bruce, been sayin' it all along...
"We have Mihm and I think it's good. Certainly, in NBA you can not have too many bigs and makes things looking interesting with Kwame playing in his contract year. We'll have some options Lakers Nation before trading deadline in February."
You are right, LAL_Fan, I think the Lakers ain't done trading yet, but it might not be until later in the year. Yes, they are gambling that their existing players will be productive and thus be more appealing to other teams that might want to trade with them, but they also take a chance that some players will suck, and then be left in a desperate situation come early 2008.
KL - I check in from time to time on this blog and it seems you are always on it...what about life balance? Don't you have other things going on that is worthy of your attention? Or is sitting in front of your computer slamming Kobe 24/7 so fullfilling? I think that you live to get a rise out of people, like being paid attention to, etc. For myself and suspect others, I have decided to ignore you, and scroll past your attention-getting bull$^^t. If everyone else were to do the same, I suspect you would leave this blog and find some other blog to lurk and and stir up trouble, and be paid attention to, you poor troubled soul. I hope one day you will grow up, or go see that doctor and take the Resperdal/Zyprexa/Seroquel you so desperately need for your delusions.
You can reply to defend yourself, but I'm done with giving you any more attention.
hubbit (not Hobbit)
Posted by: hubbit | July 19, 2007 at 08:06 PM
I think the plan has been to re-sign Mihm all along and that Kupchak was just waiting for Fisher to clear waivers.
Unless the Pacers hold a fire sale on Jermaine O'Neal, let's not rush to make a deal. The price could come down if we're patient.
I, for one, would like to see how healthy everybody really is before deciding whom to ship out.*
For one thing, let's see how many minutes Mihm is actually good for, coming off his injury. We also need to see how quickly J-Crit can adapt to a real NBA match-up. All the Summer League reports are great, but the true test is yet to come.
* Of course Cook, Sasha, and VladRad can gladly be shipped off if anyone will take them.
Posted by: Rick Friedman | July 19, 2007 at 08:12 PM
Maybe the Lakers could sign Mike T to some sorta contract ! I mean he then would become the teams biggest whinner !
lalakerlover@aol.com
Posted by: lalakerlover | July 19, 2007 at 08:21 PM
"I'd trade for O'Neal, but not at any price. This team is better than people think"
I agree with you Bruce, been sayin' it all along...
"We have Mihm and I think it's good. Certainly, in NBA you can not have too many bigs and makes things looking interesting with Kwame playing in his contract year. We'll have some options Lakers Nation before trading deadline in February."
You are right, LAL_Fan, I think the Lakers ain't done trading yet, but it might not be until later in the year. Yes, they are gambling that their existing players will be productive and thus be more appealing to other teams that might want to trade with them, but they also take a chance that some players will suck, and then be left in a desperate situation come early 2008.
KL - I check in from time to time on this blog and it seems you are always on it...what about life balance? Don't you have other things going on that is worthy of your attention? Or is sitting in front of your computer slamming Kobe 24/7 so fullfilling? I think that you live to get a rise out of people, like being paid attention to, etc. For myself and suspect others, I have decided to ignore you, and scroll past your attention-getting bull$^^t. If everyone else were to do the same, I suspect you would leave this blog and find some other blog to lurk and and stir up trouble, and be paid attention to, you poor troubled soul. I hope one day you will grow up, or go see that doctor and take the Resperdal/Zyprexa/Seroquel you so desperately need for your delusions.
You can reply to defend yourself, but I'm done with giving you any more attention.
hubbit (not Hobbit)
Posted by: hubbit | July 19, 2007 at 08:23 PM
alright every one this is know a teams unlike last year when some of you clown was jumping on the 50's games banwagon this team is better then last year team we now have a soiled 1,2&3 now if 4&5 are improve we have a teams
Posted by: larryobone | July 19, 2007 at 08:29 PM
LakerTom,
I'll have to respectfully disagree with your assessment of this team. Although it has marginally improved from last year's line-up, it's still basically the same team. None of the back-ups has shown the capability of stepping up consistently when a starter goes down. The Lakers are just an injury or two away from a repeat of the 2007 season.
"55" was last year's dream. With teams in the Western Conference improving, I can't foresee the Lakers getting close to 55 with this line-up unless Socks turns into a monster, Radmanovic regains that shooting touch, and Sasha becomes the second coming of Petrovic.
I hope Cupcake and the Busses have a plan in mind, maybe stocking up for a big trade, because this line up just won't get us to the promised land. Having said that, if this is the final Lakers line-up, I wish to God these guys will prove me wrong!
Posted by: The Waterboy | July 19, 2007 at 08:30 PM
This is crazy, here we have the same people before were spilling blood providing trade scenerio's to better our team, now they think this team can really compit with the addition of Derek Fisher and Chris Mimm... Come on people wake up. Is it just so that you have created an illusion that you guys again seem to think optimistic thoughts with what we have.....
Below are the people that really and I mean really need to go, becuase they don't belong to any winning team's chemistry...
Cookie
Sasha
Kwame
Trade Cookie and Sasha for Luther Head and a future 2nd rounder... Houston will do this no problem they have Mike James, Rafael Alston as well as Francis now.... they don't need Head, what they need is PF who can hit the outside shot like Cookie ( replacment for Howard LOL)....
But seriously, we really need to make the above trade happen.... That get's rid of two problems right there and we get a player that will improve our back court.....
Than I would trade Kwame Brown and Jordan Farmar and Mo Evans for Eduardo Najera and Reggie Evans.... Now, these two players are workhorses... These are the kind of players the Lakers lack, guys that play dirty and also play with a lot of heart.... Reggie Evans is a rebounding machine if given the minutes, Eduardo is an excellent defender who can play both forward positions....
Denver will need to cut payroll, Kwame does just that for them, they also get a two guard whom Karl will really love in Mo and future PG in Jordan Farmar.....
Here is the line-up
FIsh/Head/JC
Kobe/JC
Luke/Najara/Vrad
Lamar/Evans/Turiaf
Bynum/Mimm
Now this aint no major upgrade, but I guarntee this team will do a lot better than what we have now... As long as the cancers and no good roll players are off this team......
Posted by: Gino | July 19, 2007 at 08:37 PM
Anybody know who is supposed to be ready to play first among last year's injured players? Mihm, Kwame, Radmanovic, Odom?
Posted by: rdlee | July 19, 2007 at 08:38 PM
And now we can field an all white team
Mihm 5, Radman 4, Luke 3, Sasha 2 and Jordan (almost white) 1.
Hey hey hey, enough to give a certain colorist fits.
Posted by: p ang | July 19, 2007 at 08:43 PM
For the people down on the Mihm signing;
Everyone wants us to sign KG or JO and thats fine. Either one would probably cost us both Bynum and Kwames expiring contract. So dont you kind of need another big if that happens? Who could we have signed in our price range that was considerably better? Mcglore? Moore? Neither one are all that. Cris was averaging 10 points and 6 boards before he got hurt, in 26 minutes a game, not bad numbers for a guy that will probably be coming off the bench. It was the right move to make with the $ that we had to spend.
MH
Posted by: michael h | July 19, 2007 at 08:44 PM
LAL_Fan, YOU WROTE TO KL SAYING:
"I don't know why anyone even bother to read you? You going around and around. We got it, man!!! You hate Kobe, how many times you need to repeat it? We're not dumb here, WE GOT IT MAN. Get some life..."
LOOK WE ALL ARE KOBE FANS BY DEFAULT EVEN KL, I'M SURE HE IS AND THATS WHY HE WILL DISH OUT CONSTRUCTIVE CREATIICISM (THATS WHAT WE'LL CALL IT, I DO IT ALL THE TIME) IF YOUR A TRUE LAKER FAN THEN YOU GET PISSED OFF AT KOBE, AT PHIL, AT MANAGEMENT AT THE WHOLE FREAKIN TEAM AND VENT, SOME OF US DO IT HERE ON THE BLOG BUT DON'T SAY HE HATES KOBE, I DOUBT HE HATES HIM JUST PISSED OFF AT CERTAIN THINGS WHICH HE AS A LAKER FAN HAS A RIGHT TO, AGAIN DON'T JUST ASSUME HE "HATES" KOBE OR GIVE HIM CRAP FOR MAKIN FUN.. I JUST HAD THE URGE TO MAKE THAT CLEAR HERE, HAVE A GOOD ONE
Posted by: VIOLATER | July 19, 2007 at 08:52 PM
Chris ain't a force but he is a hard worker and a 2 sport athlete. Anyone that's ranked #1 in Texas in tennis at 14 and still hit the open 10 footer has skills.
Now that doesn't add up to optimistic but if his ankle is 85%, he's a good veteran addition. You can't have too many centers. We could get 20/10/ and 2 blocks out of the Kwame, Andrew and Chris trio.
I still think "the" move is simmering on a back burner. Mihm may be here because Kwame or Andrew are about to be gone.
Posted by: Vman | July 19, 2007 at 08:58 PM
"LAKER STARTING CENTER: CHRIS MIHM
We went from Shaq O'neal to Chris Mimh because kobe wanted to be the man in LA. Geez, i love LA. Thanks again to kobe bryant, he has done great for the city of LA. Kobe's the biggest attraction in LA.......kind of like a circus act. Kobe and the South Central Globtrotters. 2 for 1 special on Keystone Light beer."
HAHA.....KLBeast ......ok according to u we should have kept Shaq and let kobe walk for nothing that year
so this year we should put
LAKERS STARTING SHOOTING GUARD: SHASHA VUJACIC
i will take a line up of Kobe + Mihm over Shaq + Shasha anyday
I mean if we kept Shaq we would still have had no titles for the last 3 years and no trade assets ......at least now kobe can be traded for some first rounders and some young prospect....shaq can be traded for a bunch of oranges.....
NO matter what happens with kobe, trading him or not, the decision that year of resigning kobe and trading shaq is the best one avaliable......i mean letting ur superstar walk across the locker room to the clipps for NOTHING is just retarded....
are u?
Posted by: PurpleMamba | July 19, 2007 at 08:58 PM
Tom
surely you meant mo evans
Posted by: joninjapan(incanada) | July 19, 2007 at 08:59 PM
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THE CHRONICLES OF SERGEANT KOBE: Part 4
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COLONEL FISHER: Howdy, Sergeant Kobe!
SERGEANT KOBE: Howdy?
COLONEL FISHER: Sorry... my tour of duty in Utah kinda rubbed off on me. Anyway, I sure am glad to see you, Sergeant... are you ok? You look like you saw a ghost...
SERGEANT KOBE: Yeah... I saw the ghost of Captain Garnett... So, what brings you out here? Do you have some sort of dream to die in battle?
COLONEL FISHER: Oh Sergeant, be of good cheer! We have a great chance of winning! Don't forget that, while you may be the sharpest shooter in the West, I'm the fastest shooter. I once got a shot off in less than --
SERGEANT KOBE: Zero point four seconds... Yes, Colonel, I know, I was there. Well, I hope you don't still fall down and play dead whenever someone shoots at you...
COLONEL FISHER: Why should I stop doing that?
SERGEANT KOBE: Well, when the Spurs think they've killed you, they shoot you twice in the head to make sure you're dead. You heard what happened to Lieutenant Lebron...
COLONEL FISHER: Yes... the poor bastard didn't even have a chance. May his soul rest in peace...
Posted by: hal9000 | July 19, 2007 at 09:04 PM
mike t
"LOL! That was funny. Isn't Mihm the last one? I mean even a guy like Jake Voskuhl got signed by the Bucks before Mihm. Jake who? I mean is there another big still out there?"
i gotta admit that was a good one.
Posted by: sixonezero | July 19, 2007 at 09:06 PM
I don't care what Mike has to say bout white players or whatever, but
Chris Mihm got mad hops, a lot more then most of the people on the current
Laker squad.
Posted by: NorCalLaker | July 19, 2007 at 09:07 PM
LOL, I find it hilarious that KL's life revolves around Kobe, a person he hates so much. No matter what the topic, you can be assured a Kobe jab will find its way there.
Posted by: two0one7 | July 19, 2007 at 09:17 PM
KL,
We went from Shaq to Chris Mihm because:
1. Shaq sucks
2. Chris Mihm is better than him now
Thanks Kobe for kicking out the big fat ass.
Oh and btw, while Miami is having trouble retaining their own players (Kapono, Posey) let alone pulling in *any* FA - Steve Francis FU'd them inspite of gettting lesser money and no guarantee of PT from Houston - Shaq is busy trying to get fat kids to lose weight.
Excellent way to repay the franchise that is paying you 20M$ even though your ass is in the training room for 60% of the season.
Posted by: hariyahu | July 19, 2007 at 09:17 PM
p. ang,
And you know the best part of that team? Luke Walton will be the LEADER!!
Posted by: hariyahu | July 19, 2007 at 09:20 PM
I second that Vman...we'll probably know more in the months to come.
Rdlee...I think Vlad is ready. I think I heard he's working on his jump shot this offseason (already).
Posted by: Faith | July 19, 2007 at 09:22 PM
Hubbit,
KL=Jim Buss=attention whore
Posted by: hariyahu | July 19, 2007 at 09:22 PM
hal9000,
Lol, more! Hilarious!
Posted by: two0one7 | July 19, 2007 at 09:23 PM