Sometimes, these jokes just write themselves
And with the tension permeating through Laker Land these days, it probably wouldn't kill the blogosphere to have a laugh at the expense of the dude with a thousand "Big" nicknames (although it appears "The Big Ironic" is in on the punchline). And speaking of laughs, this parody is good for a few.
As for the source of the previously cited tension, it's been pretty quiet on the Kobe front these days. Some folks saying Kobe's a brat of Hilton-esque proportions, others claiming that's all irrelevant because it would be insane to punch his ticket out of Newport. But all in all, not a whole lot of fresh (or even recycled) perspective making the rounds.
In "news potentially relating directly-ish to the Lakers," however, Kevin Garnett put the Kibosh on a rumored trade to Beantown. Apparently, the notion of freezing his ass off while losing remains unappealing even in a brand new city. Word around the campfire says he'd sanction a move to Phoenix, but it remains to be seen whether the Suns would part with Amare Stoudemire or draw the line at Shawn Marion. Should the latter player not be enough for Minny, would KG try to sell him GM on a trade to the hated Lakers? Or would KG remain a Wolf, perhaps opening the door for the Matrix in purple and gold? Of course, until Jerry Buss gets an indication that Kobe wants to stick around, any potential moves may be on hold.
Oh, by the by, in case anyone's forgotten, there's a draft next week. SI's analyzing Laker needs and making first and second round predictions.



THE GO EAST STRATEGY?
I hope I am wrong but I have started to worry that was has happened is that Kobe’s agent may have taken advantage of Kobe’s dismay and disappointment over the Lakers failure to pull the trigger on the Jason Kidd trade and the team’s early exit from the playoffs and talked Kobe into demanding a trade in order with the strategy being to force the Lakers to trade him to the Bulls to get him out of the insanely competitive West and into the easier East so that he would have an easier path to the NBA Finals, much like Wade and LeBron had the last 2 years.
Not only is this exactly the kind of argument that agents make to their clients, but you have to admit that in a truly perverse way it really is a pretty good strategy for Kobe. The Bulls after trading for Kobe may not be much better than the Lakers were with Kobe, but the competition they have to beat to get to the Finals when you come from the East is dramatically easier than when you come from the West, especially with Oden and Durant arriving in the Pacific Northwest. If Kobe is really as serious as he says about winning, then it might be hard to argue that going east might be a big factor.
I hope that is not what this is all about. I know at the start that Kobe really was just venting his anger and trying to force the Lakers hand. But lately, it seems as if the moves have been more calculated almost to burn bridges. Maybe AK was right and it was Kobe’s agent who leaked the news of the Barcelona meeting in order to give the Lakers the public relations boost to enable them to consider trading Kobe. On the other hand, it appears as if the moves have only stiffened the Lakers position that they will NOT trade Kobe despite his demands.
Probably where we are is the agent telling Kobe he is in a win-win situation. Either the Lakers get a team around you that can win or they trade you to the East where you will have an easier road to hoe to get to the Finals. That may be win-win for Kobe’s agent but it is beginning to look more and more like a lose-lose situation to many Laker fans. Bottom line, the entire situation is looking more and more like a strategic series of moves that have to have been concocted by Kobe’s agent to get his client into a better situation as far as the chances of winning future championships.
Tom
Posted by: LakerTom | June 22, 2007 at 08:03 PM
Lakertom, Larry(mamba24) et al:
I listened to this Ric Buecher this morning being interviwed at K710 he was just saying he THINKS Kobe will sit out at the start of the season. It's all spin to stretched this story until we hear from Kobe personally, don't ever believe on these media men, they are all VOODOOs try to make a buck out of the situation. As I said this every day that passes the Mitch-Jim partnership is really creating a big headache in the Southland. Their political infighting with Kobe using insider techniques while Kobe using the outsider medium is becoming a prolonged agony to any Laker fan. Jim Buss and Mitch Kupchak should QUIT the front office to right this ship and I don't care if Kobe disappear or sit out at the start of the season that is his decision. But I don't think he's capable of doing that and it's all media created, I mean the HEARSAY media.
Posted by: Edwin Gueco | June 22, 2007 at 08:03 PM
Laker Tom,
Yep. In complex situations, the truth is multi dimensional. A few things can be true at the same time. Kobe does or did want the Lakers to make a move to support him and forget about the 10 year plan. Kobe did cringe watching Shaq last year and Le Bron this year, cruise out of easy ECF and get into the big dance. Kobe does feel the heat of the Trailblazers, Spurs, Mavericks and them pesky Suns and is thinkin' why bother fighting them all when you can just meet one in the Finals?
This is a league problem as well as a Laker problem. More and more vets will figure anything can happen in a 7 game finals but getting to the there out of the West is iffy. The East is a career extender. if I'm not mistaken, it was one of the first things Shaq said about the upside of his trade.
You can't decree a rule to fix this. You can't tell players where to go as much as we'd all sometimes like to. But basketball fans know. This isn't your father's NBA. His NBA was better. Today's finals does not compare to the 80s finals that suited up 10 HOFs. Hmm, is that salary cap thing workin?
Posted by: Vman | June 22, 2007 at 08:05 PM
lysander,
how are you doing man? Have not heard from you for quite sometime. Hope you can pitch in with our pre-draft Kobe talk.
Same with Paul Lee, haven't heard you quite a while? I know you're not the summer blogger but it.
Mike T is back but the topic is still PJ thumbs down
Posted by: Edwin Gueco | June 22, 2007 at 08:10 PM
AK/BK,
Is it not feasible to trade Kobe within the Western Conference? A straight up Kobe for Dirk trade works. The Lakers would be very competitive, and the Mavs would be instant contenders. I understand shipping off a player of his caliber to the other conference, but if you're going to trade Kobe then wouldn't you want the best player(s) in return?
Posted by: Nathaniel | June 22, 2007 at 08:15 PM
J Cool
I'm watching wrestling on TV and there reporting it as real. I checked the web and the whole thing was staged. Your right. That is way to much!!!!!!!
Fatty - Chanada has a pretty name, but they couldv'e given her some better pictures. In her 1st picture you know what she saying J Cool. "Hey cool, want to play some ball? How about a pick up game? Just you and me, one on one. First person to 21, winners out" haha
Fatty
Posted by: Fatty | June 22, 2007 at 08:15 PM
TIME FOR THE NBA TO SEED THE FINALS JUST LIKE THE NCAA!
All of this thinking about how Kobe may be angling to get traded to the East to have an easier path to win a championship has refueled my dislike of the current playoff system. I believe that the NBA has even said that they are going to revisit the seeding idea for the NBA playoffs during the offseason.
As a long time UCLA fan, I was really angry when the NCAA did away with true regionals and basically set about to cram as many teams from the East as possible in order to prevent the Bruins have their traditionally easy route out of the West to the Final Four. In retrospect, however, the move probably saved NCAA basketball. March Madness has now achieved the lofty status of super event, much like the NFL’s Super Bowl.
Now imagine if the NBA decided to seed the playoffs with the best teams 1 to 16 regardless of conference. Does anybody doubt that the playoffs would take on an entire new level of importance? There would be better teams and better games. Of course, there would be fewer teams from the East but who cares, they could just force all of the teams to play 6:00 p.m. games to score on network TV.
It would be ironic if Kobe’s strategy really is to move to the east for an easier route to the title. Such maneuvers are another reason to drop the conference alliances and seed the playoffs. Let the East play more games against the East but at least let the 16 teams with the best win-loss records participate in a fully seeded playoffs.
Tom
Posted by: LakerTom | June 22, 2007 at 08:16 PM
Isnt' it stange with all the talk about the East, when most of the individual stars in this league are in the east: Lebron, ShaQ, D-Wade, guys like VC, Paul Pierce, etc. etc. And now maybe Kobe. Obvioulsy the NBA is a team game, and the eastern GMs just haven't felt the preasure to build strong supporting players, 'cause the competition doesn't require it; if it did, I'd imagine they'd be more aggresive in the Easter Conference signing stonger supporting "actors."
So, the Lakers, as constructed right now, are like a typical sort of good eastern conference team...
But as some point, things will shift a little
(and I do think the Cavs performance in the finals was particularly bad; I think the Bulls, Pistons even the Nets would have won a couple games in the finals)
Anyway, it would be funny if all these players go east and then in a couple of years, the the East will be tougher than the west, and the players would have the same problem that they do now.
And another thing, sorrry to admit it, but how fun would these, Lebron-Kobe-Wade playoff series be....yeah, sorry to admit it.....
Posted by: 10milliondollarzen | June 22, 2007 at 08:27 PM
Since it seems like doing away with the salary cap is far fetched. Maybe it's time to start a petition to move the LA Lakers to the Eastern conference haha.
Posted by: Faith | June 22, 2007 at 08:34 PM
Dave M,
I like also this Rudy Fernandez as our 19th pick, he will blend with Kobe and nobody knows him here in the states but he's one of the best PG in the draft. We saw play during the Fiba Games, he and Navarro replaced Gasol who was injured and beat the better Team Greece. However, with all this convuluted stories about Kobe and the need to get a veteran PG, I think our #19 pick has already been compromised. That's how miserable the lakers are, they don't have tradeable assets so they dragged their draft pick into it.
The biggest threat looming right now is about KG moving to the Suns. Once it happens, all our hopes and dreams end there as well.
Posted by: Edwin Gueco | June 22, 2007 at 08:39 PM
OK .....so if the lakers trade bridezilla(kobe) and that team gets knocked out in the first round...what happens then?....the other point that sticks out......why havent any other laker players said a word?...not one player has come forward to defend bridezilla(kobe)....doesnt that seem strange....
Posted by: Thirty 2 | June 22, 2007 at 08:57 PM
Edwin G.,
Yeah, been a long time to blog. But I do read once in a while. It's getting crazier this off season. I don't see any more need to add input. Everything has been pretty much covered by the bloggers. I'll just wait until this storm blows over then I'll add some thoughts. Nice to know though that you are still very active. Well, you are one of the best voice in the blog so keep it up. I agree with your appraisal of the situation. Everybody has to keep their cool. Regards.
Posted by: Lysander | June 22, 2007 at 09:03 PM
Bloggers
Do You Think We Have A Chance Since KG Agent Said That His Client Want To Go To A Warm Place That Where The Lakers Entered The Picture. Phoenix Won't Part With Amare And With Marion They Have To Send Him To Boston Which Place Marion Don't Want To Go? Since Minnesota Is Listening To Offers We Got A Chance With A Lot Of Pieces And If Hudson Want Out We Should Get Him As Well As KG. Once We Find Out Where KG Want To Go To By His Agent Tomorrow. We Be Right There And Ready Am I Right Bloggers?
Posted by: J-Cool | June 22, 2007 at 09:03 PM
Aloha Laker Tom
you are absolutely right, I listened to David Stern a few days ago and it sounds like he would not appose a re-seeding of the playoffs. It would be ironic if Kobe found himself and his bulls playing the Spurs in the 2nd round. Honestly though, is this still all about winning? Both NY and the Bulls will have to give up key players for him and he is smart enough to know that they wouldnt be championship ready even with him. I firmly believe its all about how management handled this. Never mind the 3 yrs of incompetence, it really started with the insider thing. Up to that point he talked about needing to improve but not about leaving. The insider speaks and the next day he wants out. Then Dr Buss after several days, finally calls and then goes on VACATION instead of meeting with him. Then the insider is never revealed and you gotta believe the insider is a Buss. So what can be done? Well we can go ahead a make smaller trades like the Head/Wells deal but I just wouldnt give up Lamar and Bynum until we know Kobe will stick around. Anyway Go niners.
Mh
Posted by: michael h | June 22, 2007 at 09:17 PM
Kerr says Suns are in talks for Garnett
http://www.azcentral.com/sports/suns//articles/0622kerronline-ON.html
Brownie Points: Garnett too rich for Suns’ taste
http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/91978?source=rss&dest=STY-91978
Kerr: Landing Garnett unlikely
http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/92053?source=rss&dest=STY-92053
Posted by: J-Cool | June 22, 2007 at 09:23 PM
Nuggets: Is Jermaine Headed to Denver?
http://www.hoopsworld.com/article_22432.shtml
Posted by: J-Cool | June 22, 2007 at 09:48 PM
MSNBC has a fun poll on whether Kobe will be a lifelong Laker:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18661605/?vid=19266863
Posted by: Rick Friedman | June 22, 2007 at 09:48 PM
Thanks for your props lysander, but sincerely, I learned more about NBA rules and basketball from other regular bloggers. I kinda' miss our blogging group on our first year when there was unanimity with laker spirit, reminished laker nostalgia without necessarily being fanatic or hateful. Remeber, Jon kavaulic was our fanatic blogger with his famous psycho-bios on each player. Mike T. then was very informative not a one-dimensional PJ crtic. I also miss the inputs of Wizo, Shady, lolo, stargazin, Rocky, Magic=Goat, zach,g.o.,bronxlakerfan, ganazi and the foreign bloggers from Norway, South America, France, Italy, Spain even our links experts lakofan and brylle are not posting, somehow they get turned off by provokative posts and just got off of the blog. Well, it's hard to enjoy discussions when you read about personalites of people that you don't really know and you judge them only by the way they opine on the blog. Perhaps, this laker dilemma is really getting into their nerves, so there is no middle ground on the opposite poles. We, the fans feel helpless of the situation but I think we have the best fans throughout the league. Which team blog can beat the Lakers Blog? On a daily basis we average 300 posts, supposedly, an off-season well, maybe because of Kobe's outburst, trade speculations. It would be really great if bloggers will be more courteous and forgiving on those 300 posts. whether you are in favor or disagree with the subject matter. If u don't like the opinion being posted, let it fly, if your ego has been bruised, let it go, why attack the messenger?
Posted by: Edwin Gueco | June 22, 2007 at 09:53 PM
Miss Van Exel (shouldn't it be Ms. Van Exel?),
Before writing to the blog, you ought to learn how to read. You wrote,
"Kobe isnt a slave. He's a rich star on the world's most famous baskbetall team.
Get a perspective."
I didn't say or suggest he was a slave. I wasn't even talking about Kobe! I was simply, and very explicitly, pointing to what I perceived as an implicit "moral law" which these ignominious hacks appeal to, one in which bossman is God and those he employs and protects owe him absolute respect and total obedience. I find it unbelievable that the "ho" mentality has reached so deep into our civilization that people on this blog express the belief that if the system makes you rich, the only thing to do is lie down for the system's pleasure.
That journalists work and think that way isn't so surprising (fortunately all do not). That average, everyday blog contributors are so intimidated by the law of ready cash that they consider the Dr Buss to be a saint boggles my mind.
By the way, adhering to the attitude "take your 20 million and shut yo mouth" is also the ethical standard on which corruption thrives. Those who challenge its "moral logic" are, as Chris Ballard in SI says, to be congratulated and admired.
Posted by: Tsphere | June 22, 2007 at 10:03 PM
j-cool
Not problem man.
On till Garnett is traded to other team is ok to have your site.
Bottom line is: Kobe need help if he is going to stay with the Lakers.
What about a chance in the title of your web:
getkobehelp.com
Posted by: jorema | June 22, 2007 at 10:09 PM
If Kobe goes, you better can Mitch with him. No way do I support a GM whose watch has seen the loss of two of the greatest players of our generation...and, can it be true....without getting a single all-star in return?
Wes
Posted by: wesjoenixon | June 22, 2007 at 08:00 PM
You should add Jim Buss to that list. If Kobe goes and Mitch AND Jim don't go, I'm as close as done gets with the Lakers. The front office has a laundry list of mistakes and refuse to hold themselves accountable! You don't lose one of the most dominate players of our era in Shaq AND the current best player in the league in Kobe because of them. One..maybe, two...no. Not at all. That goes on you. And there's no pushing the blame on Mitch cause he's not the one holding all the cards. Yea, he may be responsible for some bad decisions when it comes to trades and such, but even if that was the case, then why wasn't fired after any of them?
Posted by: nyla | June 22, 2007 at 10:35 PM
"So let Kobe go be a Bull, or a Memphis Grizzlie, or whateve the heck he wants to be. Or better yet, let him just go play HORSE on a court by himself. For me, I'll stay true to my team. Lakers for Life."
That's what I'm talking about David Peterson! If he wants to go, let him go.
Laker fans: don't be afraid of Life Without Kobe. It was coming one day anyway. If it happens, it happens.
Posted by: Peace | June 22, 2007 at 10:43 PM
"If Kobe goes, you better can Mitch with him. No way do I support a GM whose watch has seen the loss of two of the greatest players of our generation...and, can it be true....without getting a single all-star in return?"
Don't put that Shaq trade on Mitch. Whatever his faults may be, his hands were tied. Buss had decided to move him, and move him quick. That's not on Kupchak. He may have made some bad moves, but not even Kupchak wanted to do that Shaq trade. And he won't want to do the Kobe trade if it comes to that. But that trade may be necessary.
Posted by: Peace | June 22, 2007 at 10:55 PM
fresh from the LATimes
Bryant and Kupchak met on Friday
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-lakers23jun23,1,4731242.story?coll=la-headlines-sports
...and eric pincus at hoopsworld writes a good piece on "What Happened to the Lakers"
Posted by: CBuck | June 22, 2007 at 11:09 PM
We're losing our hold on JO. He is now rumored going to the Nuggets for Camby, Najera and Evans. Mitch is getting tackled in trade rumors, he's not getting any points.
http://www.hoopsworld.com/article_22432.shtml
Even the Bonzi deal MIGHT BE taken out of the table, Tracy McGrady and the new coach, Ric Adelman likes Bonzi, I think it's just matter of salary structuring. So far, the only clear prospect is Luther Head.
http://blogs.chron.com/nba/2007/06/tmac_oneverything_1.html
WHERE IS THE GOOD NEWS FROM LAKERS FRONT OFFICE?
Posted by: Edwin Gueco | June 22, 2007 at 11:17 PM
Here is the spin of Eric Pincus of Hoopsworld on the Lakers Happening:
http://www.hoopsworld.com/article_22430.shtml
Posted by: Edwin Gueco | June 22, 2007 at 11:20 PM
fiirst off..you totally cancelled any of yor relevant opinion by being dumb and taking a shot at my blog name...none of which has any connection to your ideas.
but i was kind enough to listen to read the rest of your message
I believe that you're talking critical race theory, for some odd reason about a purely SPORTS story.
First off, I said for you to get a perspective because comparing some african-american diaspora to the kobe situation is ridiculous. He is not being pimped, he's not being exploited. Dr. Buss doesn't owe him anything more than the contact he signed. Look, unless Kobe's contract provided a written contractual agreement that said "the Lakers need to make big trades/transactions and make this team a contender" than Dr. Buss and the front office has done nothing wrong.
Instead you're so immersed in the idea of the entitled athlete, that you can't seem to understand that you're part of Kobe's propaganda.
Seriously, basketball is a business, what would you do if you were Dr. Buss? Kobe knows its a business too, thats why he is the only one with that no-trade clause.
Seriously stop taking this as more than a basketball decision.
Would you be saying the same thing if this was Magic, or Bob Johnson, or Jay-z?
...
"But--as her very next sentence makes clear--[Debra] Dickerson does not absolve the black community of responsibility in all this: "Blacks need to accept this and then get over it--and get even…The know-nothingness required to keep blacks tilting at the windmill of white approval is no less odious than whites' determination to remain first among purported equals." For Dickerson, white racism is one giant head trip, and thus can only be as effective as black people's gusto for white approval allows it to be. Black people, she writes, are "complicit in maintaining white supremacy" because they hunger for "white approval or white apology rather than their own autonomy."
Posted by: I miss van exel and eddie jones | June 22, 2007 at 11:26 PM
so point being, if you didn't understand my comparison,
KOBE DOESNT HAVE SOME RIGHT TO GO SPEWING OFF
Posted by: I miss van exel and eddie jones | June 22, 2007 at 11:33 PM
Nuggets: Is Jermaine Headed to Denver?
http://www.hoopsworld.com/article_22432.shtml
More On That.
Posted by: J-Cool | June 22, 2007 at 11:34 PM
this is funny... http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2007/06/greg-ostertag-considering-nba-comeback.html
Posted by: bluescotch69 | June 22, 2007 at 11:56 PM
FATTY........Brad newley worked out for Pill Jackson today along with dudley,tucker and byars so with alittle luck he may have a shot with a pick in the second round (lets hope)....all of the players had to show how capable they were at the triangle......Pill took the session........does this mean that he will be back even if bridezilla(kobe) wont?...Newley heads to the cavs tomorrow for a workout
Posted by: Thirty 2 | June 23, 2007 at 12:17 AM
Thirtytwo
i think luke walton came out and siad something a few days ago.. i think it was supportive... id have to go back and check...
anyhow i think its smart that they;re staying quite i mean we're all pissed at the buss's for talking so muuch in the first place.. imagin how much more pissed we would be if every laker player was going around giving interview about how they felt... it would be utter chaos
Posted by: joninjapan(incanada) | June 23, 2007 at 12:37 AM
hariyahu,
"You come across as a big expert on all matters @r$e in general - come from experience? "
I WAS RIGHT? 22yrs? 23yrs, 24yrs? YOU'RE NO MORE THAN THAT. YOU CAN TELL. AVERAGE AGE OF KOBE APOLOGISTS IS AROUND THAT AGE. TOO YOUNG TO KNOW ALL THE LAKERS GREATS. ONLY BECAME A FAN IN LATE 90'S I BELIEVE I'M GETTING WARM, HUH? DO YOU REMEMBER GAIL GOODRICH? PROBABLY NOT! BUT YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO LOOK IT UP ONLINE. (HA HA)
Lysander,
"Huh? So "I miss Van Exel and Eddie Jones" is also one of your alisis?"
NICE TO MEET YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHO POSTED THAT. BUT EVERYONE KNOWS ME ON THIS BOARD AS THE GUNNER24 (A NAME I ADOPTED BECAUSE OF THE BAD BALL HOG TECHNIQUE OF THE BIG IRREVELANT KOBE BRYANT)
Posted by: gunner24 | June 23, 2007 at 12:52 AM
Edwin
What Are You Doing Man? I Been Put Up Those Links Man.
Posted by: J-Cool | June 23, 2007 at 02:06 AM
Garnett Not Going to Boston or Any Cold Weather City
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/06/22/garnett-not-going-to-boston-or-any-cold-weather-city/#cont
Posted by: J-Cool | June 23, 2007 at 02:54 AM
Joninjapan(incanada).....Your right i do remember walton saying something the other day....i think we will get a better idea of how walton really feels after july 1.......with the other players on the team if they are really pissed wouldnt they be asking to be traded as well.....or would they all be pleased to see kobe go and see the offence run through multipull options instead of the same old same old....?
Posted by: Thirty 2 | June 23, 2007 at 03:21 AM
Fatty & G1
Jeannie Buss sleeping with McHale? You gotta be kidding! Don't you think it would be a total disadvantage for her to sleep with a zombie??? Not to mention the danger!
Posted by: Andy L | June 23, 2007 at 03:56 AM
Kobe deserves the mess he made
http://www.northjersey.com/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjczN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXkxMzEmZmdiZWw3Zjd2cWVlRUV5eTcxNTYwMjAmeXJpcnk3ZjcxN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk2
Posted by: J-Cool | June 23, 2007 at 04:56 AM
SALLY JENKINS IS NOT ESTEEEMED.
SHE NEEDS TO STICK TO WASHINGTON BUSINESS.
SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT WHAT GOES ON WITH THE LAKERS.
ANYTIME BUSS AND THEIR BLUNDERS ARE OMMITTED FROM A SHAQ OR KOBE RANT SHOWS THAT THE WRITER IS NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE WHOLE STORY.
Posted by: LakerBake | June 23, 2007 at 06:13 AM
NO Way
Peace,
You have it all wrong.
Kobe is not the poster boy of these sad times.
It's the BUSS ORGANIZATION that started this spiral down the day Jerry West left.
You guys are stuck on stupid (PEACE IN PARTICULAR) to believe without an organizational change there will be improvement.
Posted by: LakerBake | June 23, 2007 at 06:14 AM
Hey PEace,
I hear you on the anti Kobe first and Lakers second fans.
I AGREE.
However, how can the Lakers rebuild with no front office organization.
Have you seen the title of Sport Illustrated this wk.
It's about the SPURS ORGANIZATION.
If you want another example look up the PATRIOTS.
We are miles behind that type of structure.
We're wasting too much time on Kobe and not talking about our broken beloved Lakers organization which has spiraled down since Jerry West left.
We PUNT during every single draft because we don't think a player can help us now.
We don't have a plan.
Posted by: LakerBake | June 23, 2007 at 06:17 AM
LakerTom
You are right on about getting the organization together.
Lakers first and I admit I love old Kobe too.
They guy wants to win and there ain't one blogger who's said he does not.
His problem is that he does not have the tact or way of going about it that you'd admire.
He sees how sleezy the NBA politics can be and he exercises his right just as others.
I think Kobe should ultimately say - play out the 2 yrs you signed for and then just walk if that's what he wants to do.
If the Lakers are not organized enough to make the best deal for him or not organized enough to make the Lakers team mix more competitive then we miss the boat.
It's all about the ORGANIZATION.
We need to catch the SPURS in our methods.
Posted by: LakerBake | June 23, 2007 at 06:44 AM
HEY ANDREW Z
NOW THAT's an idea.
TRADE BYNUM AND INSERT CONLEY INTO OUR LINEUP.
THAT's good stuff or even Horford.
I'd trade Bynum for any pick in the top 10, let alone the #3.
I think there are players that could be taken 10th that would provide more use for us immediately and in the future.
I still think the Lakers should look to move into this lottery by using Andrew Bynum as bait. I know Chicago, Minnesota, and Sacramento all are looking for centers and they draft, 9,7, and 10th respectively.
I think Corey Brewer, Joakim Noah, Jeff Green, and Julian Wright are all players that would help the Lakers more next year than Andrew Bynum will, and will continue to be good NBA players for years to come.
Posted by: LakerBake | June 23, 2007 at 06:56 AM
Gunner24,
Please stop calling Kobe the "BIG IRRELEVANT", it's dumb. You see, the fact that you talk about him in each and every post you make, MAKES Kobe somehow relevant to you. Besides, name one player who actually got more ink than the results of an NBA finals game? In my book, that makes Kobe RELEVANT, won't you agree? Invent another nickname for your "fave" player.
Posted by: The Waterboy | June 23, 2007 at 07:26 AM
HARI “THANK YOU, COME AGAIN” GUPTA
“What? You like being slapped into submission every once in a while? The only reason I'm responding to you is because you directly addressed me.”
I think you and troy went into the school to chest thumping.
“Even for a self-confessed Shaq poop-eater, those are pretty strong words? Or is his poop that bad that it has impaired your ability to "think" ?”
Dude, we always went into the wrong direction with kobe instead of shaq. Are you kidding me that you’re still defending the Big A$$hole?
“Instead of spitting out the poop that's in your mouth, maybe you can come up with some constructive, FACT-based stuff. Remember, FACT-based stuff - that's pretty hard isn't it? Now go back to munching on Shaq's goodies.”
I suppose the crap that you post is in fact, “fact”? Dude, the definition of a blog is the “aggregate collection of speculation and hearsay”. Get clue and stop acting like yo $hit don’t stink.
MICHALE H
“I completely agree with you on how Kobe has handled this. I agree with everything Kobe is feeling, since I have felt the same way since the Butler trade. But you keep it behind closed doors.”
You and I are agreement here. This is my problem with kob in the present and in the past. I think kob has always been scheming in what PJ calls “mental warfare” with EVERYBODY. The only difference now is that kobe truly believes he’s above the laker org (not just the laker fans and teammates).
“By making it public it has diminished our ability to make a fair deal to help him.”
Bingo. This is my contention on why kobe does not gives a kobe’s a$$ (aka rat’s a$$) about the lakers or laker fans.
“And if he really does want to leave, it may have made everyone except N.Y(and if he wants to win, why go there) think twice about trading for him. and the worst part is we have Mitch, trying to fix it.”
Is it ever a good idea to badmouth someone publicaly? Is it ever a good idea to badmouth your boss? Back then, kobe was badmouthing Shaq, which after blogging for a while, kob may have had a legitimate gripe. Fair enough, but now kobe is revealing himself to be the instigator. Kobe is the systemic problem which does no good in building a contending team of guys working TOGETHER.
“That is scary. I know you are firmly in the trade Kobe camp. Personally I am still looking for ways to improve the team around him.”
We can agree to disagree, but I think you can admit that the improving the team around kobe will be that much harder now? We’ll see how the drama plays out, but at least I’ll give us something to KBiatch about in the summer. Who knows, perhaps the lakers win the west and I have to eat crow next May.
TELLITLIKEITIS
“Frankly, I don’t know how any “Man” who has ever been dogged by his boss, or screwed by the system, could come down on Kobe for demanding a traded under the current Lakers situation. But I guess there are those kind of men out there.”
The fallacy of your premise is that kobe is a “man”. At best, kobe is a little KBiatch who needs to be biatch slapped back to reality. i hope kobe turns an ankle or hyper-extends a knee. I call on Bruce Bowen to stick his foot out just a little more the next time kobe takes a jump shot after dribbleing away 16 seconds off the shot clock.
GUNNER24
“I WAS RIGHT? 22yrs? 23yrs, 24yrs? YOU'RE NO MORE THAN THAT. YOU CAN TELL. AVERAGE AGE OF KOBE APOLOGISTS IS AROUND THAT AGE. TOO YOUNG TO KNOW ALL THE LAKERS GREATS. ONLY BECAME A FAN IN LATE 90'S I BELIEVE I'M GETTING WARM, HUH? DO YOU REMEMBER GAIL GOODRICH? PROBABLY NOT! BUT YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO LOOK IT UP ONLINE. (HA HA)”
Hari “come again” acts like he’s a smart guys (a smart arse is more like it). I’ve seen guys like him all of my career, usually English educated Indians or Pakistanis from the upper “class” who are complete dorks, usually can’t play a lick of b-bal, but think they’re smart as hell working in the IT department.
Posted by: KL | June 23, 2007 at 07:50 AM
UPDATES TO KOBE DICIPLE LIST
Kobe Disciples are:
Kobe Apologist=Kobe's Toilet
Mitchell=Kobe’s Agent=Jerry McGuire
LakerTom=KobeTom
Troy=Al Sharpton or Jesse Jacson
Hariyahu=Samir from Office Space
Posted by: KL | June 23, 2007 at 07:52 AM
Jorema, Sally Jenkins is a well-respected, talented sports writer. The fact that you don't agree with some of the things she has to say, doesn't invalidate that. Actually, from my perspective, it validates it, since you're clearly looking at things from a certain prism.
Actually, I'm surprised how many of you haven't heard of her before. I guess you really are just focused on the LA sports scene...that might explain some of these bogus trade ideas I keep seeing popping up.
I think there are a lot of people at fault for what's going on right now, and if you think Kobe's not one of them, then something's wrong. But clearly the front office has serious problems. My question is, what's the best outcome for the Lakers here? With Kobe doing his best to make himself untradeable (which is the opposite of what he says he wants), what can we realistically do? There's no way we can just add talent to the team, we don't have the cap space for it. I doubt we can get anybody good enough to make Kobe happy without shipping out any players we have who have talent. Although if we got rid of Kwame, that might help make up for some of that...
But what do we do?
Posted by: Michael A | June 23, 2007 at 08:05 AM
OK JCool, that's no problem for a cool guy, I thought it was not published yet. Now that they see it twice, they'll remember that you posted it first. The most important is the message not the messengers...JO change of sail from Southern Cal. to the Mountains. If Phoenix Suns lands KG, assuming Marion was traded, they will have KG, Nash, Amare, Barbosa, Diaw, tinker Bell and..... if JO goes to the Nuggets, they will have JO, Carmelo,AI, K-Mart, Kleiza, Smith and....assuming Kobe sits out, the Lakers will have LO, Bynum, Kwame, Walton, Vlad, Farmar must i say more...... that will be the season you won't fill seats at the Staples nor attract posts in this blog. Jim Buss and Mitch K. will no longer have critics or second guessers, they can do whatever they want with their downsized empire.
Posted by: Edwin Gueco | June 23, 2007 at 08:23 AM
Edwin - thx for the replay about the draft - I agree that Rudy F would be a great pg for us... I'm a bit torn though, I'd almost rather take Tiago Spitter - we could use a C/PF that's a defensive stopper... epecially with the injuries we have. Thx also for the Pincus article. It's bizarre how things have gone so wrong so quick. Seems like there's fewer and fewer options out there.
Dave M
Posted by: Dave M | June 23, 2007 at 08:29 AM
Thirty 2
It was a long time ago you mentioned Rambis in Australia looking at Newley. And now were here. I feel the Lakers will take Afflalo at 40 if available. He has a great Def mind set, yet he can shoot very well. Afflalo wants to be a Laker. The Lakers seem to be better at these 2nd picks than the big 1st round ones. All second rounders are big gambles, but Afflalo, I feel has a chance to make the team and do well.
With Newley, what is his Def mindset like? Again I feel this is numero uno with any player the Lakers take.
Both 2nd rounders have an excellant chance to make the squad. The Lakers will have some holes to fill, especially if they make a big trade.
The #1. Mitch in his interview said they wanted to trade that pick for some vet leadership. It has more value to the Lakers than developing the pick. That means it will be coupled with someone in the next 5-6 days for a trade. That's why I'm not speculating too much on the #1. Fernandez if we draft.
Just my take on picks.
If you haven't done so already, read Mitch's interview at the Lakers team site.
Fatty
Posted by: Fatty | June 23, 2007 at 08:29 AM