Kwame Brown is Bored

If you happen to run into #54 these days, recommend a good book, tell him a good anecdote, suggest a hobby, or whatever else you think can help him kill a little time.  Because when it comes to his daily life these days (which consists of a lot of treatment, tweaking and sitting), Kwame is feeling mighty antsy.  And bloated.  "I'm scared to take off this shirt," laughed Brown as he talked with the surrounding reporters.  "Show off this fat."  As one might guess, Kwame's version of "doughy" is the kind of build every male reader would kill to show off on the beach for an hour.  The guy hasn't gone soft quite yet.  But his bum ankle's nonetheless getting in the way of both his normal workouts and just his time on the floor, which he really misses.   Kwame's still not sure when he's coming back, although he figured he definitely needs another week.  He'll use those 7 days to down some meds, which will hopefully take down the swelling and enable him to jump and explode to his liking. Asked if the time off has helped his shoulder, Kwame said he didn't know, because he hasn't been absorbing any contact during the rehab period. "I haven't touched anybody. Except for the cake."